Weekend Will-isms

"Mommy, can we please go to outer space? Please!? Saturn has rings. They circle and whirl."

"That is the Pacific Ocean. There rolling waves in there. That is America." For the record, totally identifying both correctly on a map... Either a very impressive coincidence or smart.

"Step one, close the door. Step two, don't lock it. Step three, think about it tomorrow." Think about what? We don't know either.

"I'm free!!!" While being unbuckled from his carseat.

"I need privacy." And by privacy Will means he needs to unroll an entire roll of toilet paper while pretending to wash his hands.